Anti Twilight=Emo Lesbian?

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So, I was in the library the other day (of course). I happened to be wearing all black (it was the only clean thing available). I was sitting at a table reading The Green Mile (GREAT book, by the way.), and these girls at the table next to mine where arguing about who was hotter, Derpward of Gaycob?

THEN, the girl who I guessed was the "leader" walks up to me and says "You're an emo. You MUST like Twilight. Who do YOU think is hotter?" and so, I gave her my EXPERT opinion on the matter: NEITHER.
She looks at me and YELLS "OMG (no, really, she said that >.>) You're a LESBIAN." So, I looked her in the eyes (my brother descried it as looking freakishly like Samara about to climb out of the TV) and said "Why do you say that? I personally perfer Thrax and Ian Malcom. Ya know, guys with BRAINS?" They surrounded my table chanting "LESBIAN" over and over again. I was getting rather annoyed, and ususally that triggers my eyes to turn yellow. The last straw came when the leader took the Green Mile out of my hands, and threw it across the room. I assumed the "Samara" glare and they all took a step back. In the most demonic voice I could muster, I said "Go shoot yourselves in the head with a nail gun, and go DIE." They ran out the door, screaming and I yelled "WHERE'S YOUR EDWARD NOW, DUMKOFS?!"
So, HAHAHA, cheap laugh of the day!
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CitrineG's avatar
DUmmkopf does not even begin to describe them.