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So, I was in the library the other day (of course). I happened to be wearing all black (it was the only clean thing available). I was sitting at a table reading The Green Mile (GREAT book, by the way.), and these girls at the table next to mine where arguing about who was hotter, Derpward of Gaycob?
THEN, the girl who I guessed was the "leader" walks up to me and says "You're an emo. You MUST like Twilight. Who do YOU think is hotter?" and so, I gave her my EXPERT opinion on the matter: NEITHER.
She looks at me and YELLS "OMG (no, really, she said that >.>) You're a LESBIAN." So, I looked her in the eyes (my brother descried it as looking freakishly like Samara about to climb out of the TV) and said "Why do you say that? I personally perfer Thrax and Ian Malcom. Ya know, guys with BRAINS?" They surrounded my table chanting "LESBIAN" over and over again. I was getting rather annoyed, and ususally that triggers my eyes to turn yellow. The last straw came when the leader took the Green Mile out of my hands, and threw it across the room. I assumed the "Samara" glare and they all took a step back. In the most demonic voice I could muster, I said "Go shoot yourselves in the head with a nail gun, and go DIE." They ran out the door, screaming and I yelled "WHERE'S YOUR EDWARD NOW, DUMKOFS?!"
So, HAHAHA, cheap laugh of the day!
THEN, the girl who I guessed was the "leader" walks up to me and says "You're an emo. You MUST like Twilight. Who do YOU think is hotter?" and so, I gave her my EXPERT opinion on the matter: NEITHER.
She looks at me and YELLS "OMG (no, really, she said that >.>) You're a LESBIAN." So, I looked her in the eyes (my brother descried it as looking freakishly like Samara about to climb out of the TV) and said "Why do you say that? I personally perfer Thrax and Ian Malcom. Ya know, guys with BRAINS?" They surrounded my table chanting "LESBIAN" over and over again. I was getting rather annoyed, and ususally that triggers my eyes to turn yellow. The last straw came when the leader took the Green Mile out of my hands, and threw it across the room. I assumed the "Samara" glare and they all took a step back. In the most demonic voice I could muster, I said "Go shoot yourselves in the head with a nail gun, and go DIE." They ran out the door, screaming and I yelled "WHERE'S YOUR EDWARD NOW, DUMKOFS?!"
So, HAHAHA, cheap laugh of the day!
Still abusive, Still horrible-Less Angered
Just recently, Twilight was "rewritten", essentially. I can't call it "rewritten" because it was just a fanfiction of Twilight, published and printed. Its barely even a book considering they changed absolutely nothing in the story aside from gender.
Oh yes, Twilight is rewritten because she decided to change the GENDERS. It wasn't changed in any way, shape, or form, except certain dialogues and the names. (Barely that, even. Twilight fans were disappointed because they can just read Twilight and get the same lines.)She wrote it to prove that she isn't sexist and her books aren't abusive.
Turns out she's still wrong. However, this aspect isn
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I have a few rules and warnings.
Rules:
:bulletred:I do not roleplay Yaoi or Yuri
:bulletred:I only roleplay as women characters, I will play a man if the roleplay calls for it. But I mostly play women.
:bulletred:I roleplay in a paragraph type form, or story form.
:bulletred:I do NOT like curt sentences or one sentence replies.
:bulletred:I will roleplay any rating from PG to R.
Here are a few things I am interested in roleplaying:
:bulletpink:Right now I am BIG on Loki and the Avengers.
:bulletpink:American McGee Alice
:bulletpink:Batman
:bulletpink:Creepypasta
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Roleplay?
Would anyone like to roleplay with me? If so please feel free to note me.
Here are a few things I am interested in roleplaying: Right now I am BIG on Loki and the Avengers. But these are the other things I would be glad to roleplay, and some I don't mind crossing: Frozen, Hellsing, Rise of the Guardians, Tangled, Spirited away, Mulan, The Little Mermaid, Tarzan, The Princess and the Frog, Atlantis, Beauty and the Beast, Silent Hill, Fatal Frame, Hellgirl, Monster High, OHSHC, Elfin Lied, Creepypasta, Ever After High, Fable, Brave, Ponyo, Final Fantasy, RWBY, Princess Mononoke, American McGee's Alice, and Howls Moving Castle.
I also roleplay
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